The back bed is now full of crotons, snake plants and a tree fern. That should cover up the equipment before too much time goes by. It also wasn’t expensive. I didn’t want to put expensive plants in a location the utility company might someday have to tear it up again. I only had to purchase one croton and snake plant. Both were easily divided.
The Woodlands Garden Club is meeting again monthly through May. We had some short talks this past meeting; one of which was on garden art. An interesting art piece was a bird bath made from extra clay flower pots. You’ll want 4 pots of increasing size. Stack the pots upside down largest on the bottom. The you’ll want two of the clay saucers you usually put under the pots. Put the smaller of the two upside down on top of the pots. This helps to stabilize the top larger saucer which you then place on the top and fill with water.
I also attended the orientation for the ‘Master Gardener’s Class’ in Conroe this week. They had a full house, too many attendees in fact. They will be drawing names to see who gets a seat in January’s class. I’m really hoping my name makes the cut. We’ll be notified by mail some time after Sept 28th.
And just a reminder that mid to late Sept is the time to be giving everything a good dose of fertilizer for the fall growing season.
… in my email box this week…
GOD: “Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But, all I see are these green rectangles.”
St. FRANCIS: “It’s the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers “weeds” and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.”
GOD: “Grass? But, it’s so boring. It’s not colorful. It doesn’t attract butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It’s sensitive to temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?”
ST. FRANCIS: “Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn.”
GOD: “The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.”
ST. FRANCIS: “Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it-sometimes twice a week.”
GOD: “They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?”
ST. FRANCIS: “Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.”
GOD: “They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?”
ST. FRANCIS: “No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.”.
GOD: “Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow and when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?”
ST. FRANCIS: “Yes, Sir.”
GOD: “These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.”
ST. FRANCIS: “You aren’t going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.”
GOD: “What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself.
The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn, they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes.
It’s a natural cycle of life.”
St. FRANCIS: “You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.”
GOD: “No! What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?”
ST. FRANCIS: “After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.”
GOD: “And where do they get this mulch?”
ST. FRANCIS: “They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.”
GOD: “Enough! I don’t want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine, you’re in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?”
ST. CATHERINE: “Dumb and Dumber, Lord. It’s a story about…”
GOD: “Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.”